Professional Twat - Former Fetus - Pokemon Trainer - Vegetarian - Sapiosexual - and a lame excuse for a beaner; Me no speaky spanish! I have stretched lobes (sorry mom) and a clockwise vagina (sorry future spouse). But why the fuck would you care? Your just here to look at my blog. Enjoy you fucking Scalawag. - My names Nicolette and yes i will bare your child.